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Elvis Talks: Shitposts

Elvis Talks About Hockey: Leaf’s fan. Be aware.

Elvis is Fed Up: Rants. I’m angry a lot

Elvis Bashes These Bros: Spn live blogging, please help me.

Elvis’s BADs: Stands for autistic bi doctors, some of my House MD posts are tagged by this

Elvis’s Little Gay Soccer Girls: Yellowjackets live blogging. This one’s (mostly) fun!

Elvis’s Tiny Movies: Gifs! Yay!

She/they/he or whatever idc

Arospec/Lesbian

Tw: A lot of all caps and cursing.

I try to trigger warn as best I can but I do often forget.

DNI

• Homophobes
• Transphobes
• Pro-lifeers
• Racists
• Sexists
• Pro-shippers
• Pro death penalty (Some people deserve to die for their crimes, no court can decide who)
• Terfs

[smoqueen]

LOOK AT THIS

LOOK HOW MUCH ROOM THEY HAVE

LOOK HOW CLOSE THEY ARE TOGTHER

LOOK AT THE FACES

SUPER CASUAL YEP YEP YEP SUPER CASUAL

[cmsnation]

Sexy smart Cory Michael Smith characters and their short male counterparts who are obsessed with them

[alasforher]

IF I MAY…. wide screen

[mrsprincesseugenefitzherbert]

My soul needed this.

“I wouldn’t mind, doing this again”

Nervousness. He’s scared. he wants this but he doesn’t know if enry wants it too, in his mind he’s proposing the next step in their relationship

“Me neither”

He’s thrilled. Finally the man he loves is proposing that they become a thing

“We just have to keep it every casual, of course”

He got what he wanted, but he can’t have it all. h=He can love Alex from a distance, he’s closer now than he was. In his mind Alex doesn’t want him, he wants to sleep with him.

“Oh”

Disappointment in Alex’s mind he’s just been rejected

“Obviously, the press and all”

Recover. It’s fine. He can love Henry from a distance.

“I just can’t afford for you to fall in love with me”

He’s already in love with Alex, but he can protect him from the same fate

[tipsyjaehyun]

"We have to keep it casual, of course".

Imagine having a crush on the most charming man to have ever existed. Imagine meeting him again and having a chance to get to know him. Imagine talking about your problems and finding a solace in each other.

Then imagine him having the absolute audacity to kiss you and saying that he would not mind doing that again. Yet imagine someone actually liking you, surely that could never happen. Imagine having to say that it would have to be casual because though it would hurt being with him, being completely in love, him showing you the world that you had been missing off on and passing it off as a fling... it would definitely hurt less than when he gets over his whim and leaves you and you have to go crawling back to your castle.

[gaylor-moon]

[hunter-rodrigez]

If a trans woman became chess world champion, terfs would unironically go: "It's unfair, male brains are much smarter than female brains. It's well known that women are fucking stupid. #feminism"

[new-bitch-who-dis]

They literally did this to a trans woman who won a game of jepoardy named Amy Schneider.

Like they unironically argued that men are "socialized to like trivia more than women" and "men are genetically predisposed to have faster reaction times than women" and other complete nonsense.

[belles--rose]

"Women are fucking stupid and inherently inferior to men" - terfs, without a single fucking shred of irony or self-awareness

[grymmdark]

its literally even fucking co-ed!!! its not like jeopardy is a fucking gendered thing!!! there were also men competing w her!!! wtf

[sincenewyorks]

what the actual fuck

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

i gotta love tumblr because so many people are horny here in such a loving way. like we'll see someone sitting down with a cigarette butt in their mouth, stomach out and everything completely unkempt and go like "i have GOT to fuck them" and i think thats so beautiful, its such a devoted kind of lust.